roast my chats · v0.1

let an AI read every ChatGPT conversation you've ever had — and roast you for it.

in ~30 seconds you get an archetype, a cooked score, three brutally specific bullets, and a verdict. shareable. unsettling. accurate.

what it looks like ↓
(the founder's actual result, unedited)
you are

The Over-Engineering Enthusiast

cooked score: 85/100
  1. 1Drafts detailed plans for homemade software products while consistently ignoring how to use basic productivity tools effectively.
  2. 2Has 19 ideas for AI projects to gain passive income but forgets which ones are actually feasible before hitting submit.
  3. 3Endlessly debates the ideal tech stack for side projects without ever completing a single one, signaling a chronic case of analysis paralysis.
the verdict
Congratulations on turning your relentless need for complexity into a full-time career; if you could craft a business around managing your own anxiety, you'd be a billionaire by now.
yours will be specific to your conversations. drop your export to see it.
to roast yours: 2 steps
  1. 1
    request your export from OpenAI →
    opens ChatGPT → Settings → Data Controls. click Export data. OpenAI emails the zip in ~1-5 min.
  2. 2
    drop the zip below when it arrives. you can also drop just conversations.json from inside the zip. everything parses in your browser.
📂
drop your ChatGPT export here
the .zip you get by email when you clickSettings → Data Controls → Export
also accepts: a raw conversations.json · Claude exports · most JSON chat formats
parsing happens in your browser — open DevTools → Network and watch.
only an anonymized text digest is POSTed to our server. no database, no disk writes. how to verify ↗
privacy
your zip is parsed in your browser. only an anonymized digest goes to the LLM. nothing is stored on our servers. how to verify
why is it free
it's the cold open. the deep roast is $3.99, optional, and a true follow-up — not a tease.