roast my chats · v0.1

let an AI read every ChatGPT conversation you've ever had — and roast you for it.

upload your ChatGPT data export. in ~30 seconds you get an archetype, a cooked score, three brutally specific bullets, and a verdict. shareable. unsettling. accurate.

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drop your ChatGPT export here
the .zip you get by email when you clickSettings → Data Controls → Export
also accepts: a raw conversations.json · Claude exports · most JSON chat formats
we don't store your chats. parse happens in your browser, only an anonymized digest goes to the model.
how to get your export
  1. open ChatGPT → Settings → Data Controls → Export data.
  2. check your email. OpenAI sends a download link within a minute.
  3. drop the .zip here. you can also drop just conversations.json from inside it.
privacy
your zip is parsed in memory. only an anonymized digest goes to the LLM. nothing is stored on our servers.
why is it free
it's the cold open. the deep roast is $3.99, optional, and a true follow-up — not a tease.